Eating Sad: Milk Chocolate Glue

Though I'm not a stoner, I sure can eat like one. And when I remember there's a can of sweetened condensed milk and some cocoa powder sitting around, they're getting put into my mouth.

Off-brand milk.  Sigh.

Off-brand milk. Sigh.

Milk Chocolate Glue


1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk

1.5 tbsp cocoa powder


Mix the stuff together until the lumps are gone. Or don't--at this point, why bother? Lick it off the spoon like the sad Papillon you are.

Try coffee flavor!

This one's almost in focus!

This one's almost in focus!

Or mocha!


The possibilities end there.

Maybe I should keep a syringe of insulin in the fridge, like an epi pen.