Though I'm not a stoner, I sure can eat like one. And when I remember there's a can of sweetened condensed milk and some cocoa powder sitting around, they're getting put into my mouth.
Milk Chocolate Glue
1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk
1.5 tbsp cocoa powder
Mix the stuff together until the lumps are gone. Or don't--at this point, why bother? Lick it off the spoon like the sad Papillon you are.
Try coffee flavor!
The possibilities end there.
Maybe I should keep a syringe of insulin in the fridge, like an epi pen.