Yesterday I walked past a group of middle schoolers, and one was looking at her phone and nonchalantly said to another, "...no, my dad died and gave me $600,000." What the hell was asked that would prompt that answer?
"Aren't you going to run out of allowance if you keep treating us all to pizza everyday?"
"Don't you think your plans for a face tattoo will hinder future employment opportunities?"
“You look poor. Are you poor?”